Condescending Wonka

So you're a student at Evergreen? Please tell me, are you an environmental science or psychology major?

So you're a student at Evergreen? Please tell me, are you an environmental science or psychology major?  Condescending Wonka

Your house and loved ones are safe after hurricane sandy? You must be so disappointed.

Your house and loved ones are safe after hurricane sandy? You must be so disappointed.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Giants fan? Tell me more about how being a fan feels like 'Torture'

Oh, you're a Giants fan? Tell me more about how being a fan feels like 'Torture'  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the war on drugs is exactly like prohibition? please continue to selectively interpret history to suit your political agenda.

Oh, the war on drugs is exactly like prohibition? please continue to selectively interpret history to suit your political agenda.  Condescending Wonka

So your looking for a professional tattoo? I hear Family Affair Custom Tattoo Studio is the place to go.

So your looking for a professional tattoo? I hear Family Affair Custom Tattoo Studio is the place to go.  Condescending Wonka

You're not the shiniest spoon in the silverware drawer are you?

You're not the shiniest spoon in the silverware drawer are you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you don't believe in working. Please feel free to take money for those who do.

Oh, so you don't believe in working. Please feel free to take money for those who do.   Condescending Wonka

"Winning for yourself," Chris Perez? That must be rough at $4.5 million a year.

Oh your a Phillip Phillips fan? Please, tell me about how you've always supported local music.

Oh your a Phillip Phillips fan?
 Please, tell me about how you've always supported local music.  Condescending Wonka

you have more songs on iTunes than me? you must love music more than I do

you have more songs on iTunes than me? you must love music more than I do   Condescending Wonka
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