Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear an Ivy League School Shirt around campus Please teach me the ways of the learned

Oh you wear an Ivy League School Shirt around campus Please teach me the ways of the learned  Condescending Wonka

Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? please tell me more about how criminals follow laws

Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? please tell me more about how criminals follow laws  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Florida is too hot in the Summer? The weather in the midwest must be so refreshing this time of year.

Oh, you think Florida is too hot in the Summer? The weather in the midwest must be so refreshing this time of year.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your boyfriend picks you up and throws you around? Tell me about it while I get this thing down from the top shelf for you

Oh your boyfriend picks you up and throws you around? Tell me about it while I get this thing down from the top shelf for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I can't obsess over Happy Tree Friends or Regular Show? Please lecture me about how you can obsess over my little pony to the point where you cum on pony dolls.

Oh, I can't obsess over Happy Tree Friends or Regular Show? Please lecture me about how you can obsess over my little pony to the point where you cum on pony dolls.  Condescending Wonka

Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses Bitch, this aint Narnia

Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses Bitch, this aint Narnia  Condescending Wonka

You're part of the biggest religious demographic in the country? please, do enlighten me as to how rebellious you are

You're part of the biggest religious demographic in the country? please, do enlighten me as to how rebellious you are  Condescending Wonka

you read a single book on how statistics can be misleading? you're right, people really aren't informed enough

you read a single book on how statistics can be misleading? you're right, people really aren't informed enough  Condescending Wonka

so you're calling people up to light candles please make a long speech consisting of inside jokes and incessant giggles for each one

so you're calling people up to light candles please make a long speech consisting of inside jokes and incessant giggles for each one  Condescending Wonka

Oh there was a storm? Please take a picture of the rainbow. No one has ever seen one before.

Oh there was a storm? Please take a picture of the rainbow.
 No one has ever seen one before.   Condescending Wonka
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