Condescending Wonka

You're an engineering major at Fairfield? You must be an expert on the subject by now

You're an engineering major at Fairfield? You must be an expert on the subject by now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, this is the story you're hoping to get published? It's really... good.

Oh, this is the story you're hoping to get published? It's really... good.  Condescending Wonka

Your power is out, but you have a generator and running water? That must be so horrible for you.

Your power is out, but you have a generator and running water? That must be so horrible for you.  Condescending Wonka

you can nightmare 360 dolphin flip you're almost a pro

you can nightmare 360 dolphin flip you're almost a pro  Condescending Wonka

oh, a dream inside a dream? How original

oh, a dream inside a dream? How original  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have had Keystone lite? You must be an expert on Colorado Beers

Oh, you have had Keystone lite? You must be an expert on Colorado Beers  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a meme about a rival college? You guys must be so clever

Oh, you made a meme about a rival college? You guys must be so clever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Facebook status is a bible scripture? You must be a very devout Christian.

Oh, your Facebook status is a bible scripture? You must be a very devout Christian.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so your contracted You must know everything

Oh so your contracted You must know everything  Condescending Wonka

You have a cd hanging in your rearview mirror? You must be such a badass.

You have a cd hanging in your rearview mirror? You must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka
Like us for More!