Condescending Wonka

Oh your friend died in an accident? Go ahead and tattoo a shrine on your back, its probably what he would've wanted

Oh your friend died in an accident? Go ahead and tattoo a shrine on your back, its probably what he would've wanted  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You have a 60” 3-D TV? That’s nice. I invented Wonka-vision.

Oh, You have a 60” 3-D TV?  That’s nice. I invented Wonka-vision.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a comm major? Please tell me everything you know about talking

Oh, you're a comm major? Please tell me everything you know about talking  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you listen to djent? Name a band other than Periphery

Oh, so you listen to djent? Name a band other than Periphery  Condescending Wonka

TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO GET LAID

TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO GET LAID  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have dreads? please allow me to sit and watch you play with them

Oh you have dreads? please allow me to sit and watch you play with them  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're in college and you're drinking? you are such a badass

oh, you're in college and you're drinking? you are such a badass  Condescending Wonka

Suas aulas comecam depois do carnaval? as minhas so em 2014

Suas aulas comecam depois do carnaval? as minhas so em 2014  Condescending Wonka

Please continue to chew with your mouth open i love the sound of food being turned to mush!

Please continue to chew with your mouth open i love the sound of food being turned to mush!   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can't find time to work out? Please tell me all about how you reached level 297 in candy crush

Oh, you can't find time to work out? Please tell me all about how you reached level 297 in candy crush  Condescending Wonka
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