Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're the singer-guitarist for Destination Downfall? Tell me more about how you shamelessly copy Tom DeLonge

Oh so you're the singer-guitarist for Destination Downfall? Tell me more about how you shamelessly copy Tom DeLonge  Condescending Wonka

YOLO is your motto? Please, remind me again how that entitles you to do whatever the hell you want.

YOLO is your motto? Please, remind me again how that entitles you to do whatever the hell you want.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so there's a game that we want to try and get everyone to play, but no one can win? You must have just lost.

Oh, so there's a game that we want to try and get everyone to play, but no one can win? You must have just lost.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you buy all your clothes at pac sun. You must be a porfessional skateboarder.

Oh you buy all your clothes at pac sun. You must be a porfessional skateboarder.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you auditioned for the real world? you must be so down to earth

Oh you auditioned for the real world? you must be so down to earth  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have the new samsung galaxy 3? tell me again how its different from every other android...

Oh, you have the new samsung galaxy 3? tell me again how its different from every other android...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you finally got a smartphone with Facebook?? I bet your friends are so pleased with your ability to blow up their newsfeeds with a new status every five minutes!!

Oh you finally got a smartphone with Facebook?? I bet your friends are so pleased with your ability to blow up their newsfeeds with a new status every five minutes!!  Condescending Wonka

You cry and fall down alot You must play hockey for the Penquins

You  cry and fall down alot  You must play hockey for the Penquins  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just became a Ranger fan this year? You must know so much about hockey

Oh, you just became a Ranger fan this year? You must know so much about hockey  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you made math league? well thats cool, im just gonna have tennis lessons by myself then

Oh so you made math league? well thats cool, im just gonna have tennis lessons by myself then  Condescending Wonka
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