Condescending Wonka

You're happy I'm out of your life please tell me why you text me everyday worried about what I'm doing with mine

You're happy I'm out of your life  please tell me why you text me everyday worried about what I'm doing with mine  Condescending Wonka

So you have a older sister that smokes? Please tell me every single bull shit story of you smoking with her.

So you have a older sister that smokes? Please tell me every single bull shit story of you smoking with her.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you stick out your middle finger in pictures? You're so badass

Oh, you stick out your middle finger in pictures? You're so badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a redditor? Tell me about all of your overly attached exes.

Oh, you're a redditor? Tell me about all of your overly attached exes.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just went to Kryptonite? Come back when you're ready to party with actual people at n4tive

Oh, you just went to Kryptonite? Come back when you're ready to party with actual people at n4tive  Condescending Wonka

Capitalism makes people poor? do tell me more about your vast knowledge of the economy

Capitalism makes people poor? do tell me more about your vast knowledge of the economy  Condescending Wonka

Please Tell me more about how awesome you think you are

Please Tell me more about how awesome you think you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an athiest? please tell me how that makes you an apt scientist

Oh, you're an athiest? please tell me how that makes you an apt scientist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like the word vagina? Please tell me the correct term for the bodily orifice from whence you were born.

Oh, you don't like the word vagina? Please tell me the correct term for the bodily orifice from whence you were born.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you discovered modern talking on massive? Please, tell me more about how much of a game changer you are.

oh, you discovered modern talking on massive?
 Please, tell me more about how much of a game changer you are.  Condescending Wonka
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