Condescending Wonka

I saw you wrote "SYLS" at the bottom of your band's latest Facebook post So tell me, when was the last time you attended a show where you weren't on the bill?

I saw you wrote

You called out someone on their April Fools Joke? Tell me again how you're so clever.

You called out someone on their April Fools Joke? Tell me again how you're so clever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're pregnant? Tell me again because I really care.

Oh so you're pregnant? Tell me again because I really care.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you own a few old video game consoles? you must be a real hardcore gamer.

oh, you own a few old video game consoles? you must be 
a real hardcore gamer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you would've done anything to be successful? You must have tried so hard before you gave up

Oh you would've done anything to be successful? You must have tried so hard before you gave up  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear affliction? Your middle name must be douche

Oh, you wear affliction? Your middle name must be douche  Condescending Wonka

Aw, you're bored. Must be a rough life.

Aw, you're bored.  Must be a rough life.   Condescending Wonka

A repost you say? im sure all 1,700,000+ members have seen it.

A repost you say? im sure all 1,700,000+ members have seen it.  Condescending Wonka

Bayern beat real madrid? look at all the fucks i give.....

Bayern beat real madrid? look at all the fucks i give.....  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an aging, overpaid, and overrated baseball player with an attitude problem? You must play for the Red Sox.

Oh, you're an aging, overpaid, and overrated baseball player with an attitude problem? You must play for the Red Sox.  Condescending Wonka
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