Condescending Wonka

Oh, You eat at the gut truck every day? Tell me again how S-3 screwed you over on your pft.

Oh, You eat at the gut truck every day? Tell me again how S-3 screwed you over on your pft.   Condescending Wonka

You played "real sports" in High School? Please tell me all about how good at Dodgeball you're going to be.

You played

Oh, you're planning on getting married someday? Please, Post as many photos of dresses on Pinterest as possible.

Oh, you're planning on getting married someday? Please, Post as many photos of dresses on Pinterest as possible.   Condescending Wonka

You got caught avoiding taxes and gaining millions of dollars? Please tell me more about how you cry yourself to sleep and want to end your life

You got caught avoiding taxes and gaining millions of dollars? Please tell me more about how you cry yourself to sleep and want to end your life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, we've never hung out, talked, or even met? please keep staring at me like i'm your mortal enemy.

Oh, we've never hung out, talked, or even met? please keep staring at me like i'm your mortal enemy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can't analyze, notate, or sightread sheet music? Tell me more about what a great musician you are.

Oh, you can't analyze, notate, or sightread sheet music?  Tell me more about what a great musician you are.   Condescending Wonka

oh, you drive a jacked up truck? you must attract the classiest women

oh, you drive a jacked up truck? you must attract the classiest women  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use traktor? tell me more about how much skill you have as a dj

Oh, you use traktor? tell me more about how much skill you have as a dj  Condescending Wonka

con que tienes jevo nuevo? cuentame como se siente pensar en mi cada vez que estas con el?

con que tienes jevo nuevo? cuentame como se siente pensar en mi cada vez que estas con el?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love to tell people you're a fan of IPA beers? Tell me again how you learned to be such a connoisseur of beer.

Oh, you love to tell people you're a fan of IPA beers? Tell me again how you learned to be such a connoisseur of beer.  Condescending Wonka
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