Condescending Wonka

Ooooh, you have a first pressing of "White Light/White Heat?" If you had a girlfriend, i bet she'd be really proud.

Ooooh, you have a first pressing of

Oh, you play dubstep? I bet you only play the good stuff, not the shit everyone else plays.

Oh, you play dubstep? I bet you only play the good stuff, not the shit everyone else plays.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wrote two paragraphs of a paper? I'm sure they're wonderfully crafted.

Oh, you wrote two paragraphs of a paper? I'm sure they're wonderfully crafted.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You dont think this meme is original? Why dont you make some memes to tell us about it

Oh, You dont think this meme is original? Why dont you make some memes to tell us about it  Condescending Wonka

So, you and your friend got corresponding thing 1 and thing 2 t- shirts? How innovative of you, noooo one has ever done that before.

So, you and your friend got corresponding thing 1 and thing 2 t- shirts? How innovative of you, noooo one has ever done that before.  Condescending Wonka

Women marry enlisted men because they're gold diggers? Please, tell me all about the millions of dollars enlisted men make.

Women marry enlisted men because they're gold diggers? Please, tell me all about the millions of dollars enlisted men make.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a broom to stand up by itself? You must be Harry Houdini

Oh, you got a broom to stand up by itself? You must be Harry Houdini  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you climbed to your school's roof in high school? You must be the best mountain climber in the world

Oh, you climbed to your school's roof in high school?  You must be the best mountain climber in the world  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you smoke weed? Tell me more about how much you love BOB mARLEY

Oh, you smoke weed? Tell me more about how much you love BOB mARLEY  Condescending Wonka

Oh you ride a motorcycle? the dotted line in the road must be your travel lane in traffic

Oh you ride a motorcycle? the dotted line in the road must be your travel lane in traffic  Condescending Wonka
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