Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't find this funny? Please continue to tell about your refined sense of humor.

Oh you don't find this funny? Please continue to tell about your refined sense of humor.  Condescending Wonka

You use fear to control the thoughts and actions of people who are helplessly looking for the meaning of life Your god must be very impressed

You use fear to control the thoughts and actions of people who are helplessly looking for the meaning of life Your god must be very impressed  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a real estate agent? that college degree is doing wonders..

Oh, you're a real estate agent? that college degree is doing wonders..  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play Minecraft? Please, tell me all about how Java is the very best programming language.

Oh, you play Minecraft? Please, tell me all about how Java is the very best programming language.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you knew about 4chan before everyone else? You must be so much cooler than us.

Oh, so you knew about 4chan before everyone else? You must be so much cooler than us.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're eating Fun Dip in the library? How rebellious of you

Oh, you're eating Fun Dip in the library? How rebellious of you  Condescending Wonka

Have you ever injected several viles of lsd into your eye before? No, I didn't think so.

Have you ever injected several viles of lsd into your eye before? No, I didn't think so.  Condescending Wonka

Oh please Tell me more about how guys are the ones with high standards

Oh please Tell me more about how guys are the ones with high standards  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You are a management consultant? You must go to many exotic places

Oh, You are a management consultant? You must go to many exotic places  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you brought a child with you to hand me a religious pamphlet, thinking I won't say "No" to a child i have 2 of my own, and well versed in the word "No"

Oh, so you brought a child with you to hand me a religious pamphlet, thinking I won't say
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