Condescending Wonka

oh, theres a triangle on your mountain? How hip of you

oh, theres a triangle on your mountain? How hip of you  Condescending Wonka

You were mismatched socks you must be a free spirit

You were mismatched socks you must be a free spirit  Condescending Wonka

OH, You're a santorum supporter you must be so proud

OH, You're a santorum supporter you must be so proud  Condescending Wonka

Oh, One Direction won a Brit? Tell me all about how much you love their hair

Oh, One Direction won a Brit? Tell me all about how much you love their hair  Condescending Wonka

Oh, is that an Olloclip? You must macro the fuck out of small insects.

Oh, is that an Olloclip? You must macro the fuck out of small insects.  Condescending Wonka

will you please proceed to tell me how much you drank last night? fascinating

will you please proceed to tell me how much you drank last night? fascinating  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're ignoring me? Perhaps I should start being a jerk, since being nice clearly isn't entertaining enough for you.

Oh, you're ignoring me? Perhaps I should start being a jerk, since being nice clearly isn't entertaining enough for you.  Condescending Wonka

So, you happen to get pregnant on April Fools Day? You must be quite the comedian.

So, you happen to get pregnant on April Fools Day? You must be quite the comedian.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play frisbee golf? You must be a great collegiate athlete

Oh, you play frisbee golf? You must be a great collegiate athlete  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're one of the "Bronies"? Tell me again that you're straight.

Oh, you're one of the
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