Condescending Wonka

oh, you found a starfish? on the beach? you are truly one with nature.

oh, you found a starfish? on the beach? you are truly one with nature.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got your nails, hair, and everything done? You must be fancy, huh?

Oh, you got your nails, hair, and everything done? You must be fancy, huh?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you and he are getting married some day? Tell me all about your plans to make his life complete.

Oh, you and he are getting married some day? Tell me all about your plans to make his life complete.  Condescending Wonka

Your coreg RPU dropped? Tell me more about how you are creating your own path

Your coreg RPU dropped? Tell me more about how you are creating your own path  Condescending Wonka

oh you wear skinny jeans please tell me about how yo nuts nuts hurt

oh you wear skinny jeans please tell me about how yo nuts nuts hurt  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Bose sound-canceling headphones? Tell me more about their superior sound quality

Oh, you have Bose sound-canceling headphones? Tell me more about their superior sound quality  Condescending Wonka

you use instagram? please tell me more about how you think you are a professional photographer now.

you use instagram?
 please tell me more about how you think you are a professional photographer now.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a Browning sticker on your truck? You must bring home some Monster Bucks...

Oh, you have a Browning sticker on your truck? You must bring home some Monster Bucks...  Condescending Wonka

Oh everyone hates you because your beautiful? Tell me again how your smarter, prettier, funnier, sweeter, and better you are than everyone else!

Oh everyone hates you because your beautiful? Tell me again how your smarter, prettier, funnier, sweeter, and better you are than everyone else!  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you put underglow on your economy car? I can't wait to see it at SEMA

Oh so you put underglow on your economy car? I can't wait to see it at SEMA  Condescending Wonka
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