Condescending Wonka

Oh you said you love Kentucky, Michigan,and LSU? You must have been born in all three places

Oh you said you love Kentucky, Michigan,and LSU? You must have been born in all three places  Condescending Wonka

it takes forever for your hair to dry out, you say? what a burden full, non-thinning hair must be

it takes forever for your hair to dry out, you say? what a burden full, non-thinning hair must be  Condescending Wonka

Oh you called an upset in March Madness? You must know so much about Sports

Oh you called an upset in March Madness? You must know so much about Sports  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been to dice road cemetery? you must be the bravest person i've ever met.

Oh, you've been to dice road cemetery? you must be the bravest person i've ever met.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had the flu? tell me all about how bad it was

Oh, you had the flu? tell me all about how bad it was  Condescending Wonka

14 year old kids are tweeting you telling you they try to be you in school why dont you retweet that, we wont laugh

14 year old kids are tweeting you telling you they try to be you in school why dont you retweet that, we wont laugh  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own several pair of TOMS? I bet you've helped sole an entire village!

Oh, you own several pair of TOMS? I bet you've helped sole an entire village!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a middle class white high schooler on probation? You must be such a badass

Oh, you're a middle class white high schooler on probation? You must be such a badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You went to BYU? Tell me how much smarter than me you are since I went to BYU-I

Oh, You went to BYU? Tell me how much smarter than me you are since I went to BYU-I  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you "called shotgun"? Well nobody answered. Get in the back seat, kid.

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