Condescending Wonka

oh you're a year older than me? Please tell me about how life was back in the day.

oh you're a year older than me? Please tell me about how life was back in the day.  Condescending Wonka

You drink diet soda? I bet you're really conscious about your health!

You drink diet soda? I bet you're really conscious about your health!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you missed a fire call? Tell me more about how you won't get firefighter of the year.

Oh, you missed a fire call? Tell me more about how you won't get firefighter of the year.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only live once? I had no idea, please tell me more.

Oh, you only live once?
 I had no idea, please tell me more.  Condescending Wonka

I'm starting to realize I shouldn't be such a dick to people. But I think my face might be frozen like this.

I'm starting to realize I shouldn't be such a dick to people. But I think my face might be frozen like this.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just graduated high school? please tell me about how you're so mature

Oh you just graduated high school? please tell me about how you're so mature  Condescending Wonka

Oh you play rep soccer in Hamilton? Please, tell me more about being a professional soccer player.

Oh you play rep soccer in Hamilton?
 Please, tell me more about being a professional soccer player.  Condescending Wonka

So Matt Do tell me more about that plane

So Matt Do tell me more about that plane  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you live in Mac Please tell me how hard your life is

Oh, you live in Mac Please tell me how hard your life is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You did theatre in High school? You must know everything there is to know about it then

Oh, You did theatre in High school? You must know everything there is to know about it then  Condescending Wonka
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