Condescending Wonka

Oh you're tired of game and app requests? Whatever you do, don't adjust your personal settings. A nice, subtle all-caps status update should do the trick.

Oh you're tired of game and app requests? Whatever you do, don't adjust your personal settings. A nice, subtle all-caps status update should do the trick.   Condescending Wonka

Russell Brand playing me at the closing ceremonies. That was a great choice.

Russell Brand playing me at the closing ceremonies. That was a great choice.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you brought 50 discs with you you must dominate the pro circuit

Oh, you brought 50 discs with you you must dominate the pro circuit  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you owe 25k in school loans? Maybe you should consider graduate school now.

Oh, you owe 25k in school loans? Maybe you should consider graduate school now.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've got a longbowman now? My riflemen are shaking in their boots

Oh, you've got a longbowman now? My riflemen are shaking in their boots  Condescending Wonka

So u say joe has a high baseball iq please tell me more about his dive against west albany

So u say joe has a high baseball iq  please tell me more about his dive against west albany   Condescending Wonka

so you're on a diet where you have to eat six meals a day? yes, i absolutely can tell you're sticking to it.

so you're on a diet where you have to eat six meals a day? yes, i absolutely can tell you're sticking to it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you surf reddit? Please tell me how much smarter and well informed you are then me.

Oh, you surf reddit? Please tell me how much smarter and well informed you are then me.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're not looking to hook up? Please tell me how you're only looking for friends at 2 AM on GRINDR

Oh, you're not looking to hook up? Please tell me how you're only looking for friends at 2 AM on GRINDR   Condescending Wonka

Oh your married at age 19 you must really be in love

Oh your married at age 19 you must really be in love  Condescending Wonka
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