Condescending Wonka

you listen to NPR? you must know so much about the world.

you listen to NPR? you must know so much about the world.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've mastered all songs on "hard" on Guitar Hero? You must be a regular Jimi Hendrix

Oh, you've mastered all songs on

so your planning on being pre-med? lols that's a good one, bet your haven't had orgo yet

so your planning on being pre-med? lols that's a good one, bet your haven't had orgo yet  Condescending Wonka

please tell me more about your cats

please tell me more about your cats  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from alabama? I'm sure you have plenty of valid arguments

Oh, you're from alabama? I'm sure you have plenty of valid arguments  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your favorite band is Tool? You must know all about good music.

Oh, your favorite band is Tool? You must know all about good music.  Condescending Wonka

New house, new phone, new car and your parents pay for everything. I bet your biggest problem is that your no longer a natural blonde.

New house, new phone, new car and your parents pay for everything.  I bet your biggest problem is that your no longer a natural blonde.  Condescending Wonka

2 1000W light bulbs? How much "lettuce" will that grow?

2 1000W light bulbs? How much

Oh, You know how to spell science? You must have won the spelling bee in middle school.

Oh, You know how to spell science? You must have won the spelling bee in middle school.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Please tell me about how you've always been a huge fan

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Please tell me about how you've always been a huge fan  Condescending Wonka
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