Condescending Wonka

You don't have blonde hair, a perfect body, and a boyfriend named Ken? Consider yourself UGLY

You don't have blonde hair, a perfect body, and a boyfriend named Ken? Consider yourself UGLY  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been a lifelong Giants fan? Tell me, who is JT Snow?

Oh, you've been a lifelong Giants fan? Tell me, who is JT Snow?  Condescending Wonka

OH, you were praying for everyone during the hurricane? that was so nice of you to save all their lives by talking to your imaginary friend.

OH, you were praying for everyone during the hurricane? that was so nice of you to save all their lives by talking to your imaginary friend.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a meme about an aspiring young person working in fast food? You must make so many original memes.

Oh, you made a meme about an aspiring young person working in fast food? You must make so many original memes.  Condescending Wonka

You made it first to a youtube video? Please tell me more, I am extremely intrested.

You made it first to a youtube video? Please tell me more, I am extremely intrested.  Condescending Wonka

Religious debates are pointless and obnoxious? Please tell me more of your clearly superior political views

Religious debates are pointless and obnoxious? Please tell me more of your clearly superior political views  Condescending Wonka

So our churches sit on trillions of dollars worth of assets? please tell me more about how you use that massive wealth to solve world poverty

So our churches sit on trillions of dollars worth of assets? please tell me more about how you use that massive wealth to solve world poverty  Condescending Wonka

So you're 14 and its unfair your parents are too busy to take you to the mall to see your friends? Your life must be hell right now

So you're 14 and its unfair your parents are too busy to take you to the mall to see your friends?  Your life must be hell right now  Condescending Wonka

Work hard play hard you say? please get back to me when you stop watching tv all day and you're outrageous thigh fat has dissapeared.

Work hard play hard you say? please get back to me when you stop watching tv all day and you're outrageous thigh fat has dissapeared.  Condescending Wonka

Isn't Sarah Lawrence An all girls school? Sure

Isn't Sarah Lawrence An all girls school? Sure  Condescending Wonka
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