Condescending Wonka

and johnny depp's home address is...

and johnny depp's home address is...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know how to play the piano and wrestle? Do it when girls are over, i'm sure that will impress them

Oh, you know how to play the piano and wrestle? Do it when girls are over, i'm sure that will impress them  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a Yankees caps? You must be their biggest fan

Oh, you wear a Yankees caps? You must be their biggest fan  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're in a band? You must have ALOT of fans.

Oh you're in a band? You must have ALOT of fans.   Condescending Wonka

So it's the end of half term? Tell me about all the work you got done

So it's the end of half term? Tell me about all the work you got done  Condescending Wonka

Oh You're a freshman... Please do go on about how busy a schedule you have

Oh You're a freshman... Please do go on about how busy a schedule you have  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a mexican babysitter? you must be very cultured

Oh, you had a mexican babysitter? you must be very cultured  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're the only girl in school because of reading week? I bet you feel really attractive today

Oh, you're the only girl in school because of reading week? I bet you feel really attractive today  Condescending Wonka

You like to point out "First-World Problems?" You must have been through so much.

You like to point out

Oh, someone from Santorum's voter base called me a fool? Please tell me how much of a fool I am.

Oh, someone from Santorum's voter base called me a fool? Please tell me how much of a fool I am.  Condescending Wonka
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