Condescending Wonka

You like wearing messy clothes and making fun of popular culture? you must be a non conformist

You like wearing messy clothes and making fun of popular culture? you must be a non conformist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you haven't seen carpet in a bathroom in a long time... That is awesome

Oh, you haven't seen carpet in a bathroom in a long time... That is awesome  Condescending Wonka

Oh your ex-boyfriend did you wrong please tell me how he now reflects on the entire male population

Oh your ex-boyfriend did you wrong please tell me how he now reflects on the entire male population  Condescending Wonka

You put colored ribbons on your luggage handle? Tell me again how yours stands out.

You put colored ribbons on your luggage handle?   Tell me again how yours stands out.  Condescending Wonka

SO, YOU FINALLY MADE THE FRONT PAGE YOU SHOULD BUY A BOAT WITH ALL THAT KARMA

SO, YOU FINALLY MADE THE FRONT PAGE YOU SHOULD BUY A BOAT WITH ALL THAT KARMA  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're complaining about the Masters traffic? You obviously drive outside of Augusta often

Oh, you're complaining about  the Masters traffic? You obviously drive outside of Augusta often  Condescending Wonka

Oh you sit at the end of the bus? You must be such a rebel

Oh you sit at the end of the bus? You must be such a rebel  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think all people who don't believe in God are Idiots? How Christian of you.

Oh, you think all people who don't believe in God are Idiots?  How Christian of you.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you finally discovered my condescending captioner!?!? You must have some clever shit on your mind....

Oh, you finally discovered my condescending captioner!?!? You must have some clever shit on your mind....  Condescending Wonka

Oh, today is 420? Tell me about all that weed you smoke

Oh, today is 420? Tell me about all that weed you smoke  Condescending Wonka
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