Condescending Wonka

Oh, you shop at Rivers? Tell me all about how exciting you are

Oh, you shop at Rivers? Tell me all about how exciting you are  Condescending Wonka

You saw Good Girl Gina in a magazine? Please tell me what other stock photos you've seen used for their intended purpose.

You saw Good Girl Gina in a magazine? Please tell me what other stock photos you've seen used for their intended purpose.  Condescending Wonka

So you say you drive like an asshole? you must own a mercedes-benz.

So you say you drive like an asshole? you must own a mercedes-benz.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you two have been going out for an entire month? Tell me again what true love feels like.

Oh, you two have been going out for an entire month? Tell me again what true love feels like.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you party rock? Tell me more about how you recognize shitty music when you hear it

Oh, you party rock? Tell me more about how you recognize shitty music when you hear it  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you laugh like Ms. Voss? You must bring home a lot of guys...

Oh so you laugh like Ms. Voss? You must bring home a lot of guys...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your 3 year old can recite the entire alphabet? I bet they're going to attend Harvard and cure HIV

Oh, your 3 year old can recite the entire alphabet? I bet they're going to attend Harvard and cure HIV  Condescending Wonka

Oh you play Modern Warfare 3? Please, share your extensive knowledge of firearms with me

Oh you play Modern Warfare 3? Please, share your extensive knowledge of firearms with me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a freshman and pre-med? Should I call you Dr. from now on?

Oh, you're a freshman and pre-med? Should I call you Dr. from now on?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Drive a Subaru? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Drive a Subaru? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka
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