Condescending Wonka

Oh you saw Blazing Saddles too? Please tell me how you're my biggest fan.

Oh you saw Blazing Saddles too? Please tell me how you're my biggest fan.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're taking AP BIO? Please tell me more about how you plan to pass that exam

Oh you're taking AP BIO? Please tell me more about how you plan to pass that exam  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to the gym today and benched THAT many kilos? hurry up and inform facebook, they have a right to know

Oh, you went to the gym today and benched THAT many kilos? hurry up and inform facebook, they have a right to know  Condescending Wonka

oh you want to study for finals in peace without hearing the sound of fucking drilling? hows that working out for you.

oh you want to study for finals in peace without hearing the sound of fucking drilling? hows that working out for you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a badass body-builder? Your name must be Anthony Vaught.

Oh, so you're a badass body-builder? Your name must be Anthony Vaught.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you remember Tommy Doyle's when it was the house of blues? Please keep telling me about a bar that closed when you were 12.

Oh, you remember Tommy Doyle's when it was the house of blues? Please keep telling me about a bar that closed when you were 12.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've got an arty and unconventional profile picture? You must be so much more interesting than normal people

Oh, you've got an arty and unconventional profile picture? You must be so much more interesting than normal people  Condescending Wonka

Your dick fell off in your sleep? Tell me again how her butt, two hands and mouth felt

Your dick fell off in your sleep? Tell me again how her butt, two hands and mouth felt  Condescending Wonka

You think the Condescending Wonka is just on twitter? You guys must be internet experts

You think the Condescending Wonka is just on twitter?  You guys must be internet experts  Condescending Wonka

Please tell me more about how heartbroken you are that you and the love of your life broke up. Being 12 must be so hard.

Please tell me more about how heartbroken you are that you and the love of your life broke up. Being 12 must be so hard.  Condescending Wonka
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