Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're white and from Janesville? You must really be a gangster

Oh, you're white and from Janesville? You must really be a gangster  Condescending Wonka

So you did something "badass" this weekend? apparently i didnt know you only live once

So you did something

Oh you threw up all over the carpet? tell me where are you planning on sleeping tonight?

Oh you threw up all over the carpet? tell me where are you planning on sleeping tonight?  Condescending Wonka

oh you made cupcakes? you must really be the wifey type

oh you made cupcakes? you must really be the wifey type  Condescending Wonka

hey baby can i take you out? i got dining dollars!!!

hey baby can i take you out? i got dining dollars!!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a tough boss? I have twenty, but do go on.

Oh, you have a tough boss? I have twenty,
but do go on.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're an Art Major? Is your concentration in Macaroni Art or Finger Paints?

Oh you're an Art Major? Is your concentration in Macaroni Art or Finger Paints?  Condescending Wonka

Death Cab for Cutie on your college radio station? I bet you're really edgy.

Death Cab for Cutie on your college radio station? I bet you're really edgy.  Condescending Wonka

It' your first time playing Ocarina of Time and you think you'll breeze through the water temple? You must be a great gamer

It' your first time playing Ocarina of Time and you think you'll breeze through the water temple? You must be a great gamer  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you've got a problem with the mike james signing? i bet that dan bernstein would love to hear all about it

oh, so you've got a problem with the mike james signing? i bet that dan bernstein would love to hear all about it  Condescending Wonka
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