Condescending Wonka

Facebook changed again? Tell me more about how that has such a deep impact on your day to day living.

Facebook changed again? Tell me more about how that has such a deep impact on your day to day living.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your'e a huge hawkeye fan? Please tell me how you knew who he was before the avengers movie

Oh, your'e a huge hawkeye fan? Please tell me how you knew who he was before the avengers movie   Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a lifted truck? your penis must be so big

Oh you have a lifted truck? your penis must be so big   Condescending Wonka

Wow! You sound so talented and motivated! You speak very highly of your proposed accomplishments. That must be almost as satisfying as actually doing them.

Wow! You sound so talented and motivated! You speak very highly of your proposed accomplishments. That must be almost as satisfying as actually doing them.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so it's finals week? So now you want to come to class and care about your grade

Oh  so it's finals week?
 So now you want to come to class and care about your grade  Condescending Wonka

A girl said yes when you asked her to prom? I'm sure you'll be together forever.

A girl said yes when you asked her to prom?
 I'm sure you'll be together forever.  Condescending Wonka

You won the best legs award? Tell me how popular you were in high school.

You won the best legs award? Tell me how popular you were in high school.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in worship ministry at your church? vi IV I V

Oh, you're in worship ministry at your church?
 vi IV I V  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just got Diablo 3? Please fill up my FaceBook news feed.

Oh you just got Diablo 3?
 Please fill up my FaceBook news feed.   Condescending Wonka

Asi que Real Madrid gano? Cuentame, como se siente que ganen 1 vez despues de las 1234545567789990 veces que barcelona les ha partido el culo?

Asi que Real Madrid gano? Cuentame, como se siente que ganen 1 vez despues de las 1234545567789990 veces que barcelona les ha partido el culo?  Condescending Wonka
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