Condescending Wonka

Oh you hung out with Corey Tiller yesterday? I bet you have the urge to buy a truck and drink beer now.

Oh you hung out with Corey Tiller yesterday? I bet you have the urge to buy a truck and drink beer now.  Condescending Wonka

You call yourself a rebel? You must be such a non-conformist

You call yourself a rebel? You must be such a non-conformist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your favorite music is "everything?" I bet your music tastes include so many genres that aren't pop and dubstep

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Oh you remixed a gotye song with dubstep? You're skills as a DJ must be so cutting edge

Oh you remixed a gotye song with dubstep? You're skills as a DJ must be so cutting edge  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist, smoke weed, get drunk all the time, and have tons of unprotected sex? Please tell me more of your infinite wisdom

Oh, you're an atheist, smoke weed, get drunk all the time, and have tons of unprotected sex? Please tell me more of your infinite wisdom  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are part of more drinks tour? How many bars has brew live crew made you throw up on?

Oh, you are part of more drinks tour? How many bars has brew live crew made you throw up on?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only drive stick? You must be so quick on the Nurburgring

Oh, you only drive stick? You must be so quick on the Nurburgring  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have an ipod Tell me all about your DJ career.

Oh, you have an ipod Tell me all about your DJ career.  Condescending Wonka

Oh,is today the day Selena died Please go on and tell me how big of a fan you are.

Oh,is today the day Selena died Please go on and tell me how big of a fan you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate Nickelback more than any band ever? I'm sure you never listened to them as a kid

Oh you hate Nickelback more than any band ever? I'm sure you never listened to them as a kid  Condescending Wonka
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