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Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll

Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're 18 years old You must know everything

Oh, You're 18 years old You must know everything  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're getting a liberal arts degree, you must be better than everyone else.

Oh, so you're getting a liberal arts degree, you must be better than everyone else.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Volkswagen has been lowered? How very original

Oh, your Volkswagen has been lowered? How very original  Condescending Wonka

oh, you havn't seen tom cahill lately? have you checked peoples front lawns?

oh, you havn't seen tom cahill lately? have you checked peoples front lawns?  Condescending Wonka

peta doesn't kill animals despite the evidence? Do go on...

peta doesn't kill animals despite the evidence? Do go on...  Condescending Wonka

oh, you pronounce bon iver correctly you must know a lot about music

oh, you pronounce bon iver correctly you must know a lot about music  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're in a sorority? I imagine the pledge process to be quite difficult.

Oh, so you're in a sorority? I imagine the pledge process to be quite difficult.   Condescending Wonka

Please Tell me again about how many friends you have

Please Tell me again about how many friends you have  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you wear scarves? You must have some serious swaggoo

Oh, so you wear scarves? You must have some serious swaggoo  Condescending Wonka
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