Condescending Wonka

Oh, you ride a motorcycle? Please, flaunt in on your shirt every single day

Oh, you ride a motorcycle? Please, flaunt in on your shirt every single day  Condescending Wonka

You bought a criterion collection dvd? you must really know your cinema

You bought a criterion collection dvd? you must really know your cinema  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you were born in 1999 Please tell me how you loved the 90's

Oh so you were born in 1999 Please tell me how you loved the 90's  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're majoring in anthropology? Please, tell me more about the lucrative career options that await you after you graduate.

Oh, you're majoring in anthropology?  Please, tell me more about the lucrative career options that await you after you graduate.  Condescending Wonka

You liked a photo of god on facebook? i guess you are a real christian

You liked a photo of god on facebook? i guess you are a real christian  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it took 369 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? You must be really good at licking

Oh, it took 369 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
 You must be really good at licking   Condescending Wonka

Your post made it to the front page? Your parents must be so proud

Your post made it to the front page? Your parents must be so proud  Condescending Wonka

You had a bad day? Tell me how you took it out on the little girl who makes your latte

You had a bad day? Tell me how you took it out on the little girl who makes your latte  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you edit your photos with Picnik? You must be an amazing photographer.

Oh, you edit your photos with Picnik? You must be an amazing photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you drive a golf cart around camp all day? you must have so much authority

Oh you drive a golf cart around camp all day? you must have so much authority  Condescending Wonka
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