Condescending Wonka

Oh, you won the Silver Medal? Please tell me how your hopes and dreams were crushed

Oh, you won the Silver Medal?  Please tell me how your hopes and dreams were crushed  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a Queer Theory class? You must understand my sexuality better than I do

Oh, you took a Queer Theory class? You must understand my sexuality better than I do  Condescending Wonka

you think batman is cooler than spiderman cuz batman is strong please tell me more about how strong people are so cool

you think batman is cooler than spiderman cuz batman is strong please tell me more about how strong people are so cool  Condescending Wonka

Worried about your privacy on facebook? Posting it on your wall should fix everything ..You probably bought facebook stock too.

Worried about your privacy on facebook? Posting it on your wall should fix everything ..You probably bought facebook stock too.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want a Galaxy S3? Please tell me about it everyday on Google Plus

Oh, you want a Galaxy S3? Please tell me about it everyday on Google Plus  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a picture with Instagram? Tell us more about how youre an expert photo editor

Oh, you took a picture with Instagram? Tell us more about how youre an expert photo editor  Condescending Wonka

You got a 98 on the last test? Tell me more about how bad you are at that class

You got a 98 on the last test? Tell me more about how bad you are at that class  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Christian Cerami got it good in the ass last night? Should I alert the presses?

Oh, Christian Cerami got it good in the ass last night? Should I alert the presses?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't give a single fuck? Success seems to feel the same way about you.

Oh, you don't give a single fuck? Success seems to feel the same way about you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your book is autobiographical. Sounds Pulitzer Prize winning.

Oh, your book is autobiographical. Sounds Pulitzer Prize winning.   Condescending Wonka
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