Condescending Wonka

You're 25 and you're not rich and famous yet? tell me more about how you're a real artist and not a failure.

You're 25 and you're not rich and famous yet?
 tell me more about how you're a real artist and not a failure.  Condescending Wonka

oh So, you laugh at Melky post-game interview? please tell me more about all the languages that you speak

oh So, you laugh at Melky post-game interview? please tell me more about all the languages that you speak  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're appalled at the Olympic uniforms being made in China? Tell me again how you exclusively purchase products and clothing made in the U.S.

Oh, you're appalled at the Olympic uniforms being made in China?  Tell me again how you exclusively purchase products and clothing made in the U.S.  Condescending Wonka

A philosophy major you say? Yes, I'd like fries with that

A philosophy major you say? Yes, I'd like fries with that  Condescending Wonka

All you do is downvote others huh? you must be a real bad ass redditor

All you do is downvote others huh? you must be a real bad ass redditor  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink Muscle Milk? You must know so much about supplements.

Oh, you drink Muscle Milk? You must know so much about supplements.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink Starbucks Coffee? you must be very high class

Oh, you drink Starbucks Coffee? you must be very high class  Condescending Wonka

Your violin is hot pink? You must be really good.

Your violin 
is hot pink? You must be 
really good.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a pair of pink pants Please tell me how original your style is

Oh, you have a pair of pink pants Please tell me how original your style is  Condescending Wonka

I'm sorry, does it offend you that I criticize your pet institution? Please, feel free to attack me personally.

I'm sorry, does it offend you that I criticize your pet institution?
 Please, feel free to attack me personally.  Condescending Wonka
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