Condescending Wonka

oh, you read online your Pontiac G6 will be collectors item one day? I agree... it's probably worth at least $10,000 more today than it was new

oh, you read online your 
Pontiac G6 will be collectors item one day? I agree... it's probably worth at least $10,000 more today than it was new  Condescending Wonka

oh you rolled up your sleeves? you must be super serial now.

oh you rolled up your sleeves? you must be super serial now.  Condescending Wonka

You don't watch jersey shore? You must be very intelligent and sophisticated.

You don't watch jersey shore? You must be very intelligent and sophisticated.  Condescending Wonka

facebook ipo? didn't buy it

facebook ipo? didn't buy it  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a sophomore in high school? Tell me how you run this again?

Oh you're a sophomore in high school? Tell me how you run this again?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you unfriended me on facebook? How utterly devastated I must be now

Oh you unfriended me on facebook? How utterly devastated I must be now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your iPod is full of Skrillex please talk me through your extensive knowledge of dubstep

Oh, your iPod is full of Skrillex please talk me through your extensive knowledge of dubstep  Condescending Wonka

I HEARD YOU LOVE ETHAN MARKWOOD NICE.

I HEARD YOU LOVE ETHAN MARKWOOD NICE.  Condescending Wonka

you're 16 and pregnant your parents must be really proud

you're 16 and pregnant your parents must be really proud  Condescending Wonka

You posted a pic on Facebook? Oh, it's almost as adorable as me.

You posted a pic on Facebook? Oh, it's almost as adorable as me.  Condescending Wonka
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