Condescending Wonka

Here's some advice, Stick to lurking.

Here's some advice, Stick to lurking.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just finished painting your nails 35 seconds ago? Please tell me again just how overpowering the sudden need to urinate has become.

Oh, you just finished painting your nails 35 seconds ago? Please tell me again just how overpowering the sudden need to urinate has become.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to start a revolution? Change the world, huh? Tell me more about these plans of yours

Oh, you want to start a revolution? Change the world, huh? Tell me more about these plans of yours  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your profile picture is you with a guitar? Please tell me all about music theory and all the songs you write.

Oh, your profile picture is you with a guitar? Please tell me all about music theory and all the songs you write.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're a hipster? Please tell me again how vintage you are with your Mac laptops and tumblr accounts.

Oh so you're a hipster? Please tell me again how vintage you are with your Mac laptops and tumblr accounts.  Condescending Wonka

Asi QUE te queres tomarte la facultad? dime que se siente ser la burla de toda la universidad?

Asi QUE te queres tomarte la facultad? dime que se siente ser la burla de toda la universidad?  Condescending Wonka

You drive a car with an extremely loud stereo system? You must get a ton of pussy

You drive a car with an extremely loud stereo system?  You must get a ton of pussy  Condescending Wonka

So, you're starting a new family? You should call it Star or Corinth or Phaorohs or Diva or Noname or...

So, you're starting a new family?  You should call it Star or Corinth or Phaorohs or Diva or Noname or...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you majored in the liberal arts? Tell me about that job you found right after college.

Oh, so you majored in the liberal arts? Tell me about that job you found right after college.  Condescending Wonka

You bought an iphone You must have spent quite some time deciding which one to choose

You bought an iphone You must have spent quite some time deciding which one to choose  Condescending Wonka
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