Condescending Wonka

So you believe that marriage is between one man and one woman? I wonder how Jesus, Mary and Joseph felt about that..

So you believe that marriage is between one man and one woman? I wonder how Jesus, Mary and Joseph felt about that..  Condescending Wonka

Diesel is $3.86 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just "chill"

Diesel is $3.86 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just

Oh, you wear doc martens? Tell me more about how you're so punk rock

Oh, you wear doc martens? Tell me more about how you're so punk rock  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Leo Dicaprio is the most attractive man? Tell me more about how the world disagrees

Oh, Leo Dicaprio is the most attractive man? Tell me more about how the world disagrees  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you changed your facebook password?? please tell me how focused and free of distractions you are

Oh, you changed your facebook password?? please tell me how focused and free of distractions you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have to be up for class tomorrow? Tell me again how hard it is getting up at 10am

Oh you have to be up for class tomorrow? Tell me again how hard it is getting up at 10am  Condescending Wonka

You got all your classes? Tell me more about how awesome it feels

You got all your classes? Tell me more about how awesome it feels  Condescending Wonka

Microsoft Tech Support? My computer is infected? Please take my credit card number right away!!

Microsoft Tech Support? My computer is infected? Please take my credit card number right away!!  Condescending Wonka

You passed a pass/fail class at an Ivy League University? You must be a genius.

You passed a pass/fail class at an Ivy League University? You must be a genius.  Condescending Wonka

So you don't live anywhere near the beach? Please tell me why you have five salt life stickers on your truck.

So you don't live anywhere near the beach? Please tell me why you have five salt life stickers on your truck.  Condescending Wonka
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