Condescending Wonka

A rich old man and a beautiful young woman got married? They must love each other very, very much

A rich old man and a beautiful young woman got married? They must love each other very, very much  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Got into the o patio underage? You must have such a good fake id

Oh, You Got into the o patio underage? You must have such a good fake id  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a baby boomer? Please tell me more about how terrible my generation is

Oh, you're a baby boomer? Please tell me more about how terrible my generation is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from New York or New Jersey? Please, tell much how much you know about proper Italian food.

Oh, you're from New York or New Jersey? Please, tell much how much you know about proper Italian food.   Condescending Wonka

So you think communism can make everyone equal, fulfilled, and happy? Call me when you find a communist nation that is full of happy, fulfilled people.

So you think communism can make everyone equal, fulfilled, and happy? Call me when you find a communist nation that is full of happy, fulfilled people.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're in a fraternity too? Please Tell me how sick you're parties are

Oh, so you're in a fraternity too? Please Tell me how sick you're parties are  Condescending Wonka

Yes, Yes I am a badass

Yes, Yes I am a badass
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, this girl liked your facebook status? She must be madly in love with you

Oh, this girl liked your facebook status? She must be madly in love with you  Condescending Wonka

Your name is Fanny Alger? That's an interesting name. Why don't you dust over there?

Your name is Fanny Alger? That's an interesting name. Why don't you dust over there?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you eat a paleo diet designed for your genes? You must be as smart as you are ripped

Oh you eat a paleo diet designed for your genes? You must be as smart as you are ripped  Condescending Wonka
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