Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you don't think the new musical will be good? Tell me, who's musical sold out last year?

Oh, so you don't think the new musical will be good? Tell me, who's musical sold out last year?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you survived the Phoenix blizzard of 2013? Please tell me everything you now know about real weather.

Oh, you survived the Phoenix blizzard of 2013? Please tell me everything you now know about real weather.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have an album coming out? Which of your 50 social media links hosts this masterpiece?

Oh, you have an album coming out? Which of your 50 social media links hosts this masterpiece?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen Northlane? Tell me more about how you listen to northlane

Oh, you listen Northlane? Tell me more about how you listen to northlane  Condescending Wonka

Oh you downvoted my comment to oblivion? That'll show me

Oh you downvoted my comment to oblivion? That'll show me  Condescending Wonka

Oh a new pope was selected? please tell me how many fucks im supposed to give

Oh a new pope was selected?
 please tell me how many fucks im supposed to give  Condescending Wonka

You posted 15 political memes on facebook? you must be converting votes by the second.

You posted 15 political memes on facebook? you must be converting votes by the second.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just got engaged? Let's push you into a fountain.

Oh, you just got engaged? Let's push you into a fountain.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you haven't seen your boyfriend in 3 days? tell me again how much you miss him

Oh, you haven't seen your boyfriend in 3 days? tell me again how much you miss him  Condescending Wonka

oh, you've lost 10 lbs sense high school? tell me how difficult life was as a fat person

oh, you've lost 10 lbs sense high school? tell me how difficult life was as a fat person  Condescending Wonka
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