Condescending Wonka

Oh you decided to enter your hometown rodeo? Please Tell me how how you'r gonna spur one for 90 with borrowed gear.

Oh you decided to enter your hometown rodeo? Please Tell me how how you'r gonna spur one for 90 with borrowed gear.   Condescending Wonka

So you sent a friend request to a gamer on xbox live right after she told you she was a girl? tell me how much you don't want to hit on her

So you sent a friend request to a gamer on xbox live right after she told you she was a girl? tell me how much you don't want to hit on her  Condescending Wonka

Oh your parents let your classic rock cover band practice in the church they own with the instruments they bought you Tell me all about how hard the Music business is

Oh your parents let your classic rock cover band practice in the church they own with the instruments they bought you Tell me all about how hard the Music business is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 20? Your real world experience really shows!

Oh, you're 20? Your real world experience really shows!   Condescending Wonka

You're such a great singer I bet that Helen Keller has all of your albums

You're such a great singer I bet that Helen Keller has all of your albums  Condescending Wonka

not coming to see brohammer in philly? tell me again how much of a headbanger you are

not coming to see brohammer in philly? tell me again how much of a headbanger you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you gave up Facebook for lent? Please, tell me how religious you are.

Oh, you gave up Facebook for lent? Please, tell me how religious you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh we can't carry guns on campus? There must not be a shitload of drunk and high crazy bastards

Oh we can't carry guns on campus? There must not be a shitload of drunk and high crazy bastards  Condescending Wonka

So your girlfriend left you for a guy with a BOSSEN shirt No need to hate on the world

So your girlfriend left you for a guy with a BOSSEN shirt No need to hate on the world  Condescending Wonka

You listen to Pantera? Please tell me about how metal you are.

You listen to Pantera? Please tell me about how metal you are.  Condescending Wonka
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