Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought an Iphone for Instagram You must be an accomplished photographer.

Oh, you bought an Iphone for Instagram You must be an accomplished photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watch sons of anarchy? you must be a real biker

Oh, you watch sons of anarchy? you must be a real biker  Condescending Wonka

Oh, two theater exams, one for an elective and a 6 page essay? Please, tell me how difficult your finals are.

Oh, two theater exams, one for an elective and a 6 page essay? Please, tell me how difficult your finals are.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You skipped TAKS week to go to the beach? You're quite the daredevil

Oh, You skipped TAKS week to go to the beach? You're quite the daredevil  Condescending Wonka

So you bought TOMS? I didn't know you were a philanthropist

So you bought TOMS? I didn't know you were a  philanthropist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you post pictures of widely popular and agreeable things on Facebook with a caption: "Like if you agree!"? You must be so cool and popular

Oh, so you post pictures of widely popular and agreeable things on Facebook with a caption:

You came up with your own Condescending Wonka caption? You must be hilarious

You came up with your own Condescending Wonka caption? You must be hilarious  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.

Oh you have a big muffler? Your civic must be so fast.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a Capitol Hill staffer? You must be changing the world.

Oh you're a Capitol Hill staffer? You must be changing the world.  Condescending Wonka

You made a cup on a full rack? You must be so good at beer pong.

You made a cup on a full rack? You must be so good at beer pong.  Condescending Wonka
Like us for More!