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wont have sex with a girl when she's on her period loves anal  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your fish got stolen? You must be devastated.

Oh, your fish got stolen? You must be devastated.  Condescending Wonka

You have a turtle rattle tattoo You must know so many ohstowa'kowa songs

You have a turtle rattle tattoo
 You must know so many ohstowa'kowa songs  Condescending Wonka

Your entire trunk is a sub-woofer? Music must sound so good in your car.

Your entire trunk is a sub-woofer? Music must sound so good in your car.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the rule against perpetuities was abolished? Tell me more about how easy the property exam will be now

Oh, the rule against perpetuities was abolished? Tell me more about how easy the property exam will be now  Condescending Wonka

You think you're better than me because you can beat me in a game? Your life must be wonderful.

You think you're better than me because you can beat me in a game? Your life must be wonderful.  Condescending Wonka

Your sorority's colors are neon green and orange? But you'll be noticed every where!

Your sorority's colors are neon green and orange? But you'll be noticed every where!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you write rap lyrics? you should talk about getting high some more

Oh, you write rap lyrics? you should talk about getting high some more  Condescending Wonka

You use twitter? You must be really respected by your peers.

You use twitter? You must be really respected by your peers.  Condescending Wonka

You're heading back to Knox? Please notify me via Facebook status the second you get back.

You're heading back to Knox? Please notify me via Facebook status the second you get back.  Condescending Wonka
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