Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to cover the night? I bet you've been a social activist for a long time

Oh, you want to cover the night? I bet you've been a social activist for a long time  Condescending Wonka

Oh you made a meme with a John Woo reference in it? Please teach me more of your cinematic expertise

Oh you made a meme with a John Woo reference in it? Please teach me more of your cinematic expertise   Condescending Wonka

oh, I see you can play clocks on piano you must get all the girls that way

oh, I see you can play clocks on piano  you must get all the girls that way  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're in the 6th grade? Please, tell me all about the hottest music right now

Oh you're in the 6th grade? Please, tell me all about the hottest music right now  Condescending Wonka

You shop at zumiez How long have you been a professional skateboarder?

You shop at zumiez How long have you been a professional skateboarder?  Condescending Wonka

Engaged at 17? I bet that works out.

Engaged at 17? I bet that works out.  Condescending Wonka

you're asking for the chem lab data early? you must have superior time management skills

you're asking for the chem lab data early? you must have superior time management skills  Condescending Wonka

From Denver? I bet your nickname is really creative

From Denver? I bet your nickname is really creative  Condescending Wonka

So you care about women's health, huh? I can see why you shut down planned parenthood.

So you care about women's health, huh? I can see why you shut down planned parenthood.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in a pop-punk band with a female vocalist? I bet nobody compares you to Paramore

Oh, you're in a pop-punk band with a female vocalist? I bet nobody compares you to Paramore  Condescending Wonka
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