Condescending Wonka

PLease, tell me more about how you dont want to be in school today

PLease, tell me more about how you dont want to be in school today  Condescending Wonka

OH you drive a manual? your 4 cylinder must win lots of races

OH you drive a manual? your 4 cylinder must win lots of races  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a college student with no job? Please, tell me how difficult life is.

Oh, you're a college student with no job? Please, tell me how difficult life is.  Condescending Wonka

You quit student senate? How courageous

You quit student senate? How courageous  Condescending Wonka

You're in high school and engaged after only six months? You're love will last forever.

You're in high school and engaged after only six months? You're love will last forever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like Old Crow Medicine Show? Tell me all about how Wagon Wheel changed your life.

Oh, you like Old Crow Medicine Show? Tell me all about how Wagon Wheel changed your life.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're joining a frat? I guess you didn't get a bid to Theta Xi then.

Oh, you're joining a frat? I guess you didn't get a bid to Theta Xi then.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've Reddit member a long time I bet you're an important person here

Oh, you've Reddit member a long time I bet you're an important person here  Condescending Wonka

oh, you go to holy cross? tell me how deflated your grades are

oh, you go to holy cross? tell me how deflated your grades are  Condescending Wonka

your short film ends with it all being a dream you'rE so creative

your short film ends with it all being a dream you'rE so creative  Condescending Wonka
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