Condescending Wonka

You blast rap music in your car in front of Demoss in between classes You must really go hard

You blast rap music in your car in front of Demoss in between classes You must really go hard  Condescending Wonka

You're in sixth grade and you're already cursing? You must be the coolest kid in school.

You're in sixth grade and you're already cursing? You must be the coolest kid in school.  Condescending Wonka

O you live in the chocolate factory I do too.

O you live in the chocolate factory I do too.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you like Kony 2012? Please, tell me more about how great of a social activist you are

Oh, so you like Kony 2012? Please, tell me more about how great of a social activist you are  Condescending Wonka

So, you're on food stamps, up to your eyeballs in debt, and can barely pay the rent? Good thing you have such a nice iPhone.

So, you're on food stamps, up to your eyeballs in debt, and can barely pay the rent? Good thing you have such a nice iPhone.  Condescending Wonka

You quote Marilyn Monroe on Facebook? Tell me more about what a classy girl you are.

You quote Marilyn Monroe on Facebook? Tell me more about what a classy girl you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you make memes? Extreme jealousy over your wittiness must claim thousands of lives each year

Oh, so you make memes? Extreme jealousy over your wittiness must claim thousands of lives each year  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't audition for your school? Tell me, how do they know you're actually good?


Oh, you don't audition for your school? Tell me, how do they know you're actually good?  Condescending Wonka

what a loud muffler your prius must go so fast

what a loud muffler
 your prius must
go so fast  Condescending Wonka

Oh you bought a Duramax? Please tell me how much better you are then me!

Oh you bought a Duramax? Please tell me how much better you are then me!   Condescending Wonka
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