Condescending Wonka

Oh you had the bunk bed at the prep school? You must need all four drawers and the single bed and the single desk and the whole closet and the upper shelves and a couch and for me to get u dressed in the morning.

Oh you had the bunk bed at the prep school? You must need all four drawers and the single bed and the single desk and the whole closet and the upper shelves and a couch and for me to get u dressed in the morning.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you have a thin,chinstrap beard? Tell me more about all the ladies you bone

oh, you have a thin,chinstrap beard? Tell me more about all the ladies you bone  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Fenway Park is a dump? Tell me about how nice tropicana field is

Oh, you think Fenway Park is a dump? Tell me about how nice tropicana field is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a "salt life" sticker on your truck? I bet you're a hardcore surfer.

Oh, you have a

Your Gamertag is Spazzy Swag You Must Pickup All The Bitches

Your Gamertag is Spazzy Swag You Must Pickup All The Bitches   Condescending Wonka

You think Auckland roads are complicated That's Adorable, tell me more

You think Auckland roads are complicated That's Adorable, tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh you make condescending wonka memes You must be so damn intelligent

Oh you make condescending wonka memes You must be so damn intelligent  Condescending Wonka

"Snapshift" rubber bands for $15? Reachout must be so overwhelmed at you giving them $1 per band

You studied abroad? You must be so worldly

You studied abroad? You must be so worldly  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can add sepia and black and white filters to photos of ordinary objects? You must be a professional photographer.

Oh, you can add sepia and black and white filters to photos of ordinary objects? You must be a professional photographer.   Condescending Wonka
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