Condescending Wonka

You won $200,000 in the lottery? You are pretty much Bill Gates

You won $200,000 in the lottery? You are pretty much Bill Gates  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you frequently go to an under-21 club? Please tell me more about how hard you ball.

Oh, you frequently go to an under-21 club? Please tell me more about how hard you ball.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're an insomniac? Tell me how you can't sleep after 1:30

Oh you're an insomniac? Tell me how you can't sleep after 1:30  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you give your year 12 classes extra assignments because they're going on retreat? Please, tell me how sound your logic is.

Oh, you give your year 12 classes extra assignments because they're going on retreat? Please, tell me how sound your logic is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, we can register up to 3 cars at HPU? Funny, I can't find parking for 1

Oh, we can register up to 3 cars at HPU? Funny, I can't find parking for 1  Condescending Wonka

You put tape around a vodka box saying it wasn't vodka? was it cake instead?

You put tape around a vodka box saying it wasn't vodka? was it cake instead?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know memes? You must know so much about the internet.

Oh, you know memes? You must know so much about the internet.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like Debussy? I bet you know all about whole-tone scales, then.

Oh, you like Debussy? I bet you know all about whole-tone scales, then.  Condescending Wonka

Put my hand on a blade for you? Sure, as soon as you, your mom, and I have a threesome.

Put my hand on a blade for you? Sure, as soon as you, your mom, and I have a threesome.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make a reference to how jesus is a zombie on easter? You must be so clever

Oh, you make a reference to how jesus is a zombie on easter? You must be so clever  Condescending Wonka
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