Condescending Wonka

Oh, a bird flew over your head? that must have been traumatizing

Oh, a bird flew over your head? that must have been traumatizing  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a cobalt? it must be really fast

Oh, you drive a cobalt? it must be really fast  Condescending Wonka

Gas is $4.39 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just "chill"

Gas is $4.39 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just

Oh, you got fake engaged on Facebook today? That's so original.

Oh, you got fake engaged on Facebook today? That's so original.  Condescending Wonka

You have an A+ in grape throwing? That must be a life skill.

You have an A+ in grape throwing? That must be a life skill.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you got piss in your mouth? tell me more about how bad it tastes

Oh you got piss in your mouth? tell me more about how bad it tastes  Condescending Wonka

You listen to dubstep? please tell me about how much of a hardcore raver you are

You listen to dubstep? please tell me about how much of a hardcore raver you are  Condescending Wonka

Did you get my text message? Yeah I got all of them actually.

Did you get my text message? Yeah I got all of them actually.  Condescending Wonka

SO you feel like YOLO is the motto? Have a chat with my AK47 and we'll see how that works

SO you feel like YOLO is the motto? Have a chat with my AK47 and we'll see how that works   Condescending Wonka

Asi que iras al concierto de Metallica... cuentame...que se siente estar rodeado de posers?

Asi que iras al concierto de Metallica... cuentame...que se siente estar rodeado de posers?  Condescending Wonka
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