Condescending Wonka

You wear shorts under your jeans? You must be so gangster

You wear shorts under your jeans? You must be so gangster  Condescending Wonka

Actually there is no strict division between pigeons and doves KNOWLEDGABLE TOMMMMM!!

Actually there is no strict division between pigeons and doves  KNOWLEDGABLE TOMMMMM!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Network Engineer at Microsoft? That must make it so gratifying for you to have to call tech support for help getting online

Oh, you're a Network Engineer at Microsoft? That must make it so gratifying for you to have to call tech support for help getting online  Condescending Wonka

You got a 32 kill streak average? Please, teach me how to use my own rifle

You got a 32 kill streak average? Please, teach me how to use my own rifle  Condescending Wonka

Please tell me how you've always been a big fan of Whitney Houston

Please tell me how you've always been a big fan of Whitney Houston   Condescending Wonka

You dont drink? your stories must be so interesting

You dont drink? your stories must be so interesting  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you drive a truck with tires as tall as you? You must have been your class valedictorian

Oh, so you drive a truck with tires as tall as you? You must have been your class valedictorian  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're upset about Valentines Day? Please take note of how many fucks I am not giving

Oh, you're upset about Valentines Day? Please take note of how many fucks I am not giving  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You had to wait till now to eat your chocolate? Life must be pretty tough for you.

Oh, You had to wait till now to eat your chocolate? Life must be pretty tough for you.  Condescending Wonka

A land of candy and imagination Pedophile bait

A land of candy and imagination Pedophile bait  Condescending Wonka
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