Condescending Wonka

oh you partied last weekend and got wasted? i'm sure everyone would love to hear this magnificent story

oh you partied last weekend and got wasted? i'm sure everyone would love to hear this magnificent story  Condescending Wonka

You like all kinds of music, you say? What a safe response, sure to elicit even more meaningful conversation

You like all kinds of music, you say? What a safe response, sure to elicit even more meaningful conversation  Condescending Wonka

Oh You're pre-med? That's cute, Silly Freshman

Oh You're pre-med? That's cute, Silly Freshman  Condescending Wonka

You have questions about buying a laptop? You must be the first to ask!

You have questions about buying a laptop? You must be the first to ask!  Condescending Wonka

You've spent two hours on personal calls and took a 90 minute lunch? Please, tell me how you never have enough time in a day to do all your work.

You've spent two hours on personal calls and took a 90 minute lunch? Please, tell me how you never have enough time in a day to do all your work.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched a conspiracy theory video in high school and now have an enlightened world view? Tell me more about Syria

Oh, you watched a conspiracy theory video in high school and now have an enlightened world view? Tell me more about Syria  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you beat up that kid pretty bad at school please, tell me how your ufc career goes

oh, so you beat up that kid pretty bad at school please, tell me how your ufc career goes   Condescending Wonka

Oh you posted homophobic seal on Justin Bibers Facebook page? You must be the king of comedy

Oh you posted homophobic seal on Justin Bibers Facebook page?  You must be the king of comedy  Condescending Wonka

Wow, you smile and act like you like everyone. Fake bitch!

Wow, you smile and act like you like everyone. Fake bitch!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you gave up chocolate for lent You'll go to heaven now for sure.

Oh, you gave up chocolate for lent You'll go to heaven now for sure.  Condescending Wonka
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