Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to suck my dick? You mean cookies?

Oh, you want to suck my dick? You mean cookies?   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're 19 years old Tell me how long have you been 19 years old

Oh, so you're 19 years old Tell me how long have you been 19 years old  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an undercover douchebag? Please have a long term relationship with me, then treat it like a one night stand.

Oh, you're an undercover douchebag? Please have a long term relationship with me, then treat it like a one night stand.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've watched the Kony 2012 video? Please tell how you've always wanted Kony behind bars

Oh, you've watched the Kony 2012 video? Please tell how you've always wanted Kony behind bars  Condescending Wonka

You spelled st. paddy's day correctly? you must be the perfect irish

You spelled st. paddy's day correctly? you must be the perfect irish  Condescending Wonka

Gee wiz your Facebook statuses are so inspirational You must be very deep.

Gee wiz your Facebook statuses are so inspirational  You must be very deep.  Condescending Wonka

You listen to Dubstep and House music ? Tell me how you've always been into that.

You listen to Dubstep and House music ? Tell me how you've always been into that.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post statuses about your boyfriend in the marines who you have left for other guys multiple times? You must deserve everyone's sympathy for missing him

Oh, you post statuses about your boyfriend in the marines who you have left for other guys multiple times? You must deserve everyone's sympathy for missing him   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a cousin who lives in Kansas Please explain to me how that is relevant to me being from Wisconsin

Oh, you have a cousin who lives in Kansas Please explain to me how that is relevant to me being from Wisconsin  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't have a timeline? You must be such a rebel

Oh you don't have a timeline? You must be such a rebel  Condescending Wonka
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