Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want that table over by the window? Here's one with a great view of the kitchen

Oh, you want that table over by the window? Here's one with a great view of the kitchen  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a novice? Tell me about how rowing is your life.

Oh, you're a novice? Tell me about how rowing is your life.  Condescending Wonka

oh, so driving people to subway will make you new friends? tell me more after you get arrested for grand theft auto

oh, so driving people to subway will make you new friends? tell me more after you get arrested for grand theft auto   Condescending Wonka

you shot a gun before? you must be a real man

you shot a gun before? you must be a real man  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you changed your own oil . . . Tell me more about how you built your "race car" from the ground up.

Oh, you changed your own oil . . . Tell me more about how you built your

Oh so you hate your job?? There's a support group for that, and it's called 'Everyone'. They usually have meetings on Thursdays at a place called the Bar.

Oh so you hate your job?? There's a support group for that, and it's called 'Everyone'.  They usually have meetings on Thursdays at a place called the Bar.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're never listening to 96.5 again for playing a leaked Justin Bieber track? I bet they really care.

Oh, you're never listening to 96.5 again for playing a leaked Justin Bieber track? I bet they really care.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put a new subwoofer in your Civic? Tell me more about how good the country station sounds now

Oh, you put a new subwoofer in your Civic? Tell me more about how good the country station sounds now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like arguing with people on Reddit? Your life off the computer must be perfectly fascinating!

Oh, you like arguing with people on Reddit?
 Your life off the computer must be perfectly fascinating!  Condescending Wonka

So angry you could kill puppies? Here, let me find something to stub your toe on

So angry you could kill puppies?
 Here, let me find something to stub your toe on  Condescending Wonka
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