Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like the FMG9s? You must be really good.

Oh, you like the FMG9s? You must be really good.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a man united fan? tell me all about your 8 point lead and how you have the epl title wrapped up...

Oh you're a man united fan? tell me all about your 8 point lead and how you have the epl title wrapped up...  Condescending Wonka

You listen to country music? You must really lyrically relate, being from the city and all.

You listen to country music? You must really lyrically relate, being from the city and all.  Condescending Wonka

You changed the date of your Cinco de Mayo party? You must be up to something wild.

You changed the date of your Cinco de Mayo party? You must be up to something wild.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a new high-paying job? tell me again, I'm not sure I heard you the previous 10 times

Oh, you got a new
high-paying job? tell me again, I'm not sure I heard you the previous 10 times  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have bike? you must really swoop the dang dang

Oh, you have bike? you must really swoop the dang dang  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want DIET Coke in your long Island? That must save you so many calories

Oh, you want DIET Coke in your long Island? That must save you so many calories  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hacked your friend on Facebook? You must be the next Mark Zuckerberg.

Oh, you hacked your friend on Facebook? You must be the next Mark Zuckerberg.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you took a picture of the supermoon with your smartphone? you must be quite the astrophotographer.

oh, you took a picture of the supermoon with your smartphone? you must be quite the astrophotographer.  Condescending Wonka

So You laugh at your own jokes? Your name must be Elizabeth Jones

So You laugh at your own jokes? Your name must be Elizabeth Jones   Condescending Wonka
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