Condescending Wonka

oh, you own an ipod? feel free to complain about how apple is so bad

oh, you own an ipod? feel free to complain about how apple is so bad  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you race the junior class? tell me more about how much you know about motocross.

Oh, you race the junior class? tell me more about how much you know about motocross.  Condescending Wonka

Oh I see you changed your last name back to your married name. Please, tell me when your husband got back on facebook?

Oh I see you changed your last name back to your married name. Please, tell me when your husband got back on facebook?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you read the Twilight Saga? Please continue to tell me about your vast knowledge of literature.

Oh, you read the Twilight Saga? Please continue to tell me about your vast knowledge of literature.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Can choke on cinnamon You must be real brave

Oh, You Can choke on cinnamon  You must be real brave
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have no essays or exams? please tell me more about the difficulties of your course

Oh, you have no essays or exams? please tell me more about the difficulties of your course  Condescending Wonka

You live on the wellness floor? You must have the best floor in the campus

You live on the wellness floor? You must have the best floor in the campus  Condescending Wonka

So you go to blinn? Your classes must be very difficult

So you go to blinn? Your classes must be very difficult   Condescending Wonka

You're a bio major? Memorizing textbooks must be so difficlut

You're a bio major? Memorizing textbooks must be so difficlut  Condescending Wonka

protesters keep throwing glitter at you? Better apply for secret service protection

protesters keep throwing glitter at you? Better apply for secret service protection  Condescending Wonka
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