Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like jeremy lin? You must have always been a knicks fan too, right?

Oh, you like jeremy lin?  You must have always been a knicks fan too, right?  Condescending Wonka

GIt-R-Done on your license plate? You must be a highly motivated individual

GIt-R-Done on your license plate? You must be a highly motivated individual  Condescending Wonka

You're an incoming freshman in with 20+ credit hours? You must know everything about college

You're an incoming freshman in with 20+ credit hours? You must know everything about college  Condescending Wonka

oh, you have a smartphone? Please tell me again how informed you are

oh, you have a smartphone? Please tell me again how informed you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to St. Lucys? Please keep whining about how much work you get.

Oh, you go to St. Lucys? Please keep whining about how much work you get.  Condescending Wonka

lyrics to an obscure song as your status? What a unique and quirky person you must be.

lyrics to an obscure song as your status? What a unique and quirky person you must be.  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you have The heart of aspects? Your parents must have worked real hard for that.

Oh,you have The heart of aspects? Your parents must have worked real hard for that.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're marrying at 18 years old? I bet you two will be together forerver

Oh, you're marrying at 18 years old? I bet you two will be together forerver  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your life motto is 'YOLO'? Enlighten me on all the badass decisions you've made

Oh, your life motto is 'YOLO'? Enlighten me on all the badass decisions you've made  Condescending Wonka

oh, you hate people who bitch on facebook? Please, bitch about it on facebook

oh, you hate people who bitch on facebook? Please, bitch about it on facebook  Condescending Wonka
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