Condescending Wonka

Oh, a tongue ring? You must be a really classy girl

Oh, a tongue ring? You must be a really classy girl  Condescending Wonka

You've attended every midnight showing of every Twilight movie? Please tell me of your adventures

You've attended every midnight showing of every Twilight movie? Please tell me of your adventures  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're in a band? i bet you're praised like a king

oh, you're in a band? i bet you're praised like a king  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You just got out of Rikers Island Tell me all about the prison food and penis you had

Oh, You just got out of Rikers Island Tell me all about the prison food and penis you had  Condescending Wonka

oh you can't see runners during the day? better give them some neon vests to save their lives

oh you can't see runners during the day? better give them some neon vests to save their lives  Condescending Wonka

so state beat georgetown? why not share your condolences with John haught?

so state beat georgetown? why not share your condolences with John haught?  Condescending Wonka

YOU WEAR GIANTS ATTIRE?! YOU MUST BLEED ORANGE AND BLACK OR SOMETHING

YOU WEAR GIANTS ATTIRE?! YOU MUST BLEED ORANGE AND BLACK OR SOMETHING  Condescending Wonka

You can play that guitar there? Oh yes, I'd love to hear smoke on the water

You can play that guitar there? Oh yes, I'd love to hear smoke on the water  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a politician? You must know a lot about science.

Oh, you're a politician? You must know a lot about science.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your 18 Charisma is your lowest stat? Please tell me again how to munchkin my character. It's so much more fun that way.

Oh, your 18 Charisma is your lowest stat? Please tell me again how to munchkin my character. It's so much more fun that way.  Condescending Wonka
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